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We Love David Duffield Reader
Submissions Part 3
Post Tour de France 2001
The interest in David Duffield reached
fever pitch toward the end of the Tour de France 2001. Emails were
received and the best ones are below for your enjoyment.
From:
Agreeable Richard
Subject:
Duffers

Marco
Well here he is, Duffers. A really nice bloke actually although quite
difficult to get a word in. Now I know how Sean Kelly feels. El Presidente
wants me to write something for the web/gazette so I'll include other
photos with that when I actually get around to doing it.
Richard
Nice one Richard. For all
our readers out there it was Richard and his wife Jenny who provided the
initial spark for this website. Speaking to them I realised that it wasn't
just me that was a big Duffield fan. For all these years I kept my
obsession quiet thinking it was just me that was a bit strange and then
after meeting these two I realised that there were loads of us out there.
It was only fitting therefore that the two of them finally got to meet DD
in the Pyrenees in 2001.
From:
Neil
Subject:
Great site, I reckon old
Duffers is the natural successor to Murray Walker never mind what some of
the “po faced” ones say.
Here’s one from this year’s tour. After David Millar Crashed in the
early stages Duffers spoke to him and made the comment “I can’t say he
was pissed off, but he was”.
More power to your knees.
Neil Smith
Blunt and to the point.
Unusually so in fact! Thanks Neil - we missed that one as we were still in
France and missed a fair bit of commentary.
From:
Trevor
Subject:
Duffieldisms
A couple more for the
collection:
"No threat overall on general classification" (usually
pronounced "general classificashe") - i.e., this rider is
unlikely to trouble the scorers at the end of the race.
"Sean Kelly alongside me, 5 times green jersey winner in the Tour de
France"
Trevor
Thanks Trevor. Have you
noticed how a lot of the longer words in the commentary get trunca...
From:
Tim
Subject:
Duffers
"...Sean Kelly, four
times winner of the green jersey, winner of the Tour of Spain, winner of
Paris Nice no less than seven times in 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987,
1988 twice winner of the Paris Roubaix in 1984 and 1986 twice winner of
Milan San Remo in 1986 and 1992 twice winner of the Tour of Lombardy in
1983, 1985, 1991..."
means...
"You are on your own,
dear Listener, I've got my head buried in my reference books and I've no
way of knowing, or indeed ever finding out, what's happening in the race
at the moment"
I also noticed a bit
of latin football style commentary (Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
sneaking in at the end of one of the later stages.
Tim.
Blimey Tim You were fast to
be able to write that lot down.
From:
Lance
Subject:
Duffield
David is a living
re-creation of that other great sports commentator, John Arlott, who used
to fill in the time when the batsmen had 'put up the shutters' at Lords
(Or was it the Oval?) talking about the gasometer next to the
ground!
A couple of post tour classics. David talking about Paris:- "There's
a few works of art in this city." and, "The Bastille where they
had a bit of a revolution a few years back." He is brilliant and
those cyclists who think he should have been burnt at the stake only
confirms my belief that subtlety is not one of most cyclists strong
points.
Lance (Northumbrian RC)
We should send DD a cake,
for when its a bit quiet. Lance, I noticed the description of Paris at the
end of the Tour as well. Their was quite a gap between crossing the line
and the presentation and you could almost hear the producer shouting down
David's earpiece "15 minutes to go - Give 'em some flannel to keep 'em
there". At least we got a tourist guide to the city even if it was a
bit sketchy!
From:
Martyn
Subject:
Duffieldisms
Another one of his
favourites is "a great rate of knots" used in "and the
bunch will come thundering down the finishing straight at a great rate of
knots".
Remember last year on the Ventoux when there was about 3 kms to go and
Armstrong is at the front and suddenly in the distance Pantani is coming
up at ( see above ) and he starts chatting to Greg Lemond about the
Mercury team for next year ... not a mention of Pantani at all.
My wife often comes in when I'm watching and says "What on earth is
he waffling about ....".
He is a bit mad, but in the right way .....
It becomes ever more
apparent that there is a fine line between genius and nutcase!
From:
Keith, USA
Subject:
OLN--the American version of the TDF
As an American who has
suffered through the dearth of cycling coverage in the US I was thrilled
that OLN covered the TDF and the Giro. Phil and Paul do a creditable job
of commentary. The glaring problems with the coverage, however, are two:
first, OLN has "Americanized" its coverage by including Bob
Roll, Kathleen Murphy, and the talking head winner of the year, host Bob
"Big Hair" Varsha. Roll raced bikes but is a foolish boob;
Murphy is an incredibly incompetent pretty face; Bob Varsha is a race car
and motorcycle announcer for God's sake whose efforts at profundity are
laughably inept. ("The Tour de France is the most spectacular
sporting event I have ever witnessed." Yep, it beats watching
motorcycles going around dirt tracks doesn't it Bob!)
These people show the lack of respect OLN has for the American viewer. We
obviously can't appreciate cycling coverage unless it is presented with
the "American touch."
Problem 2: the advertising breaks are mind-numbingly frequent, repetitive,
and a video cassette recorder's best friend. Again, it is television as
usual in the US. And God forbid if Lance doesn't win or contend! I suspect
OLN would exit quickly. Ultimately, I fear cycling coverage will go the
way of (European) football coverage in the US. If there's an American
angle (World Cup, or, please, Women's World Cup) there will be a spike in
imterest and coverage that soon levels to nothing. In the meantime we are
given the American version of a sport whose cultural roots are not
American, with a loss of genuineness the result. Still, bravo Phil and
Paul!! They did a wonderful job. As for the rest of the OLN coverage, it
was distressingly business as usual in the US. But as for DD! I have been
in France during the coverage of the Giro d'Italia and have had the
pleasure of DD's on-air commentary for Eurosport. Superb! Needless to say,
he'd never make it in the US. His commentary could never be accommodated
with all the advertising. A pity, that.
Keith, USA
You're absolutely right -
he would never make it in the US. Thats probably why he is so popular over
here as things are less commercialised and not so smoothly polished. Glad
you had the opportunity to watch Eurosport in France and one day - if
Lance keeps on winning you might be lucky and get more sustained coverage
of all cycling events back home. Thanks for the email Keith.
From:
Shaun
Subject:
Duffield
on one of the mountains a
rider looking tired was described as "trying to breath through he's
ears"
stood underneath you noisey lot in bologne at least you could get out the
cold
cheers Shaun
I like the ears
description. Yes we were all over the place in Northern France for the
first 3 stages. It was a lot of fun and some of our lot were lucky enough
to be taken into a local's house and invited onto his balcony where he had
a telly and a lot of nice food. It cost them an Addiscombe jersey and a
years free membership but was worth every penny. What a result!
From:
Pete, Slovenia
Subject:
Duffers
I am an ex-pat Yank living
in Slovenia (not far from Trieste, where Dave and Mike first got their
Bianchis), and a full-fledged Duffield addict! What a pleasure to find all
my favorite Duffieldisms collected and codified in one place! Great stuff!
Wonderful to be reminded of that immortal comment about his rabbit,
Sixpence. Anyone who complains about David's commentating style should get
the stick out!
It's also nice to see some Yanks putting in their two cents about terms
like "going like stink", which I remember was used all the time
in my old sailing days in the States.
Like Ellen, I also went bananas at David's pronunciation of Vinokourov,
which I heard as "Voonerkroff". I can help with that one -
phonetically it's Vee KNOCK 'er off, which is more fun to say anyway. Mike
Smith had it right!
Cheers,
Pete, Ljubljana, Slo
Thanks Pete. One of the
great things about cycling is how it knows no boundaires and is enjoyed by
people of all nationalities. Keep up the spotting and keep in touch.
From:
Pete, Slovenia
Subject:
More Duffers
P.S. - "penny
numbers" was the term he used when talking about the number of riders
in the TdF from the various countries: "four from country X, three
from country Y, and the rest is penny numbers" (i.e. ones and twos).
As long as Lance is in
yellow and David's in the box, I'm a happy man!
Cheers again, Pete
Thanks Pete. Do you think
DD is happy when Lance is in yellow as well? He does seem to have a
penchant for a lot of the English speaking riders doesn't he?
From:
Jonathon
Subject:
Duffer
Here is an article on the
great man from the Guardian in 2000 : http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4035269,00.html
One of my favorite Duffieldisms is "Bear with me", which he
says before embarking on a particularly tangential tale all about his
national service on the Adriatic coast 50 years before.
One of the greatest parts of being a Duffield fan is introducing others to
him. this year I sat my (non-cycling) girlfriend down and said
"Listen to this guy". Within minutes she was open mouthed with
incredulity. "I can't believe what he's going on about"
"Remember", I said proudly, "these are just the
HIGHLIGHTS".
She will be won over soon.
It always happens with the girlfriends. You'll be coming home from work
soon and she will be sat there telling you all the action you missed. And
then she will suggest that you both take a holiday in the Alps when the
Tour goes through and that you should both go and watch Alpe d'Huez
because "This is what bike racing is all about". And she will
enjoy it but don't take the bikes with you to ride up the mountain because
that will be pushing it a bit too far.
From:
Bengt, Sweeden
Subject:
Duffieldisms
Hi,
I really enjoyed your site.
If you need translations Duffield to English imaging the trouble we have
had! I am sorry to say that we have lost DD on our Eurosport as they have
started to comment cycling in Swedish. He is not bad but he is no DD! I
have thougt about buing an extra satellite dish just to be able get
Eurosport UK.
Do you have any background
on the expression "have to see a man about a dog"?
Yours Bengt ,Stockholm,
Sweden
Heja, Heja. Thanks Bengt. I
was in Stockholm recently for the Stockholm marathon but thats another
story as DD would say. We had Eurosport in the hotel but alas no DD.
Still, its better than nothing. "By the way" you could always
move your analogue dish slightly to the side to tune into to the Astra
satellite that carries English Language Eurosport although this will
require a ladder and a trip outside into the rain whenever you want to
change channels back to Swedish TV!
From:
Andy
Subject:
Duffer
I have entered Phil Liggets
CTC challenge ride in the Peak District and having just read the latest
Comic I am delighted to report that Duffer is taking part. What a Bonus!!
Andy, if you get a chance
please print out these pages and give them to him if you see him or maybe
drop them into his ttricycle saddlebag secretly. If you get to chat with
him please report back for all his thoudands of fans who regularly tune
in!
From:
podofdanny
Subject:
David Duffield
i think this site > is
what cycling is all about < its obvious you guys are like Fausto Coppi
> go out and ride your bike and ride your bike< and can > reach
speeds of 45kph thats a sniff under 30mph< >tell us about the
showers Sean-is the water always cold<
Must admit i find Duffers obssesion with the Paris Roubaix showers a bit
spooky-come to think of i find DD a bit spooky.
regards podofdonny
Thanks podofdanny. The
whole DD Paris Roubaix thing is thrilling and we always have an Addiscombe
party round my house when it comes around.
Thanks everyone for the emails. Please keep
sending any info you might have on the great man and for those of you out
there who don't like David's style of commentary then in the words of the
man himself:
"If you can't stand the heat of the
kitchen then don't come into it!"
Has anyone got any pictures of
themselves with David? It would be great if we could display them on here,
perhaps with his autograph is someone has that as well.
Other Duffield Pages in The Agreeable World:
We Love David Duffield Intro
We Love David Duffield Duffield
Facts
We Love David Duffield Duffieldisms
We Love David Duffield Reader Submissions
Part 1
We Love David Duffield Reader
Submissions Part 2
We Love David Duffield Reader Submissions Part 3
We Love David Duffield Reader
Submissions Part 4
We Love David Duffield Reader
Photos Page 1
We Love
David Duffield Old Photos
We Love David
Duffield Wrong Way to End to Ender
We Love David Duffield
Three Men Five Wheels
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