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We Love David Duffield Reader
Submissions Part 6
The emails have been coming thick and fast
and as usual I haven't had a chance to update this part of the site quick
enough. Dave keeps giving us a mention on air and when I told him how many
people write in to sing his praises he was really pleased and surprised!
Keep 'em coming. I've got some audio clips of him as well as various
pictures and cuttings from newspapers which I'll put up on the next update
by which time we should have some extra storage space on the server!
From:
Anon
Subject:
duffield
first job advertising
agency 15 shillings a week as an artist ("didnt have long hair and
sandals though")
Thanks. The more I find out the more I
realise he has had a real rich and varied life.
From:
Shlomi
Subject:
the greatest .
david duffiled keep up with
the good work for 50 more years
send by shlomi from israel
former israely
cycling team.
It doesn't matter where you are does it,
Dave greatness spreads over continents!
From:
Julie
Subject:
David Duffield
Hi,
May I say
"Thanks" for your web site! Your site on "all things David
D" had me chuckling fro ages, it really is funny. So thanks you have
made my day. Who ever wrote it obviously has the same humour as me. One
question.."Is David D REALLY 72??yrs old???? "
Regards
Julie
Yes Dave really is in his 70s. You'd never
guess it though, especially when you see him in real life.
From:
Bjorn
Subject:
One more Duffy term
"Riding himself into
oblivion."
Bjorn
Thanks
From:
Bjorn
Subject:
One more Duffy term
Housewives on TdF:
"He's got nice legs.
Hope he wins."
Bjorn
Would this be Virenque or Botero!?
From:
Howard
Subject:
New appreciator of DD
Dear Friend
I've only recently acquired
a dish and I must say it's worth it just for DD's commentary on the
cycling.
Today, when the stage
finished at the summit of Mt Ventoux, his tribute to Tom Simpson was quite
moving and restored my faith in human nature.
If possible please pass on
my regards.
Tell him he has another fan
in the North West and keep up the good work.
regards
Howard
Unfortunately I'm not in contact with
him but I think the people in the Eurosport offices print these
pages out for him so he will personally see your appreciation. His recital
of Psalm 21 was quite remarkable as the Tour passed the site of Simpsons
death and it made me realise just how touched by Simpson's passing Dave
must have been.
From:
Dave
Subject:
Duffieldisms .
Ref:- some bald-headed gent
- he combs his hair with a shammy leather.
We luv David- and miss his
patter now that Eurosport do the commentary in Greek for the Greeks, which
is poor by comparison,
BR Dave G Rafina/Greece.
Thanks Dave, maybe you can listen on www.eurosport.co.uk
for his commentary while the race is on greek Satellite?
From:
Zoran K
Subject:
Our favourite commentator(s) .
First of all, you've got a
great webpage. David Duffield is really fantastic! I especially like his
commentary of a sprint, when he suddenly raises his voice and shouts the
names of the riders contesting it. Another funny thing about him is the
way he pronounces riders' names. And if they come from Eastern Europe...
mercy! However, David is extremely competent, he always explains all the
tactics going on in the race (although he would never interrupt his stream
of thoughts about the dinner he had the previous evening or anything else
he's talking about, regardless of what's happening on the road), but most
importantly, he brings his soul and love for cycling into the commentary.
AND THAT'S WHAT CYCLING IS ALL ABOUT! And what about Sean Kelly?! First of
all, he always begins with "Er, yes.". He puts the phrase
"...you know, ..." at least twice in every sentence. For
example: David: "Do you think this group of riders can stay away,
Sean?" Sean: "Er, yes. Well, there are some good riders, you
know, in this group and I think they can, you know, stay away if they
keep, you know, this pace." Also, if you don't increase the volume on
your TV really high, there's every chance that you won't understand what
Sean is saying. I sincerely hope that Eurosport will never have Croatian
commentary so I can listen to David and Sean whenever cycling is on.
Best wishes, Zoran (Croatia)
Its great to hear the DD has fans in
Croatia as well! Do all Croatians listen in English? Some of his sayings
must take some real working for them! Thanks for writing in.
From:
Dominic
Subject:
Duffieldisms.
Hi
After another summer of Duffield insanity, I've just found your site
championing our anti-hero. It's so cheered me up I almost like the man
now. Here's looking forward to him falling off his chair again this year
eh?
Regards
Dominic Ci (a very very slow 31-year-old rider)
Haha you are like I was about 12 years ago!
Its a bit like strong cheese isnt it? You're not too sure to start with
but when you get used to it you can't go without and ordinary cheese is
just too bland!
From:
Shaun Wallace
Subject:
duffieldisms.
So, we're still waiting
eagerly for the page full of Duffieldisms :-)
coming soon I hope?
cheers
Shaun Wallace San Diego
This one needed a personal
reply to check up on a hunch!
From:
Marco (Addiscombe)
To:
Shaun Wallace
Subject:
.RE: duffieldisms
hello shaun
yes they will be coming soon when I get my arse into gear! btw you aint
the same shaun wallace that has 'done a bit on the track' are you? (The
name rings a bell)
Weve got a good update of
duffield stuff to come - people have been sending in mp3s of his excited
commentaries and we are trying to rip some articles from the national
newspapers in praise of Duffield.
It will be done soon
(honest!)
Oh yeah and Russell
Williams has also agreed to tell us some anecdotes about his time with DD
as soon as we find a tape recorder to get all his tales of dangerous
driving, mussells and fine wine down.
regards
marco addiscombe
And straight back came this:
From:
Shaun Wallace
Subject:
duffieldisms .
Yup, the same SW.... guess
I'm busted :-)
Hey, thanks for the
response. I was just going through my Bookmarks, seeing which ones I could
drop, but I'll go ahead and keep it saved. I look forward to them...why
should Ligget get all the glory when David can come up with some equally
classic pearls!
Russell and I rode 6's
together, I know him well, and I'm sure he has some great material to add.
I've been watching the Open-des-Nations when I turbo-train lately, so
hearing Russell, but it wasn't David with him. I don't know who the other
voice is, I don't think it was McCrossen (who did a good job at Herne Hill
at Easter)
I don't have any Duffield
stories, but I have some classics about Eddy Soens and Harry Walker. Maybe
they need tribute pages!
Anyhow, keep up the fine
work, hope the summer's going well.
Cheers Shaun
When I mentioned to David that Shaun had
written in Dave spoke *very* highly of Shaun and seemed very pleased he
had been in touch.
From:
Ian J
Subject:
Duffieldisms .
You have forgotten " a
burst on his banjo" - showing briefly at the front of the peloton
Hope this suggestion is useful.
Ian J
Thanks Ian its all useful!
From:
Brian H
Subject:
Duffers speak .
Nice to see the Duffield
page is alive and well
Here's a new quote which I just HAD to send. It's from Stage 8 of the 2002
Vuelta where plucky Luis Perez was caught within metres of the line by
Aitor Gonzalez.
"Who would have thought a finish like that would mean we've got a
finish like this!"
Immediately followed by...
"And surely that must be one of the most audacious moves that didn't
come off!"
Brian
This makes me realise that I've been
watching Eurosport for so long that this quote sort of makes sense to me!
From:
David W
Subject:
Duffieldisms
The latest from the Vuelta....
"Russian riders migrate because of their manky weather" -
exposing the reason for Russian/Eastern European riders in the peloton.
On the occasion of viewing
a riders' grazes following a crash - "Is there a doctor in the
house?.....ahhhh.....nurses!!"
Describing riders going out
the back of the bunch - "drifting off the front of the group".
Described by an official
standing close-by when the man himself was about to start one of his
lengthy record attempts, when he was pouring rice pudding into his bottle
for en route sustenance......."ahh, dog vomit!"
'say no more!!.......
with greetings, David W
Excellent, thanks for sharing!
From:
Rhys W
Subject:
Lord David of Duffield
I'm half way through your
many excellent pages dedicated to the great Duffers - they will keep me
amused for many a dull lunchtime for a while yet. Funny how I couldn't
stand him at first (used to only seeing Phil & Paul on C4) but he's
definitely the best! And I've seen his stand-up show (at a Welsh CA
dinner)... Let's just say we needed lights on the ride home (from a 12:00
pm dinner).
Anyway, on to my favourite-ever
Duffieldism. Sometime in the mid-nineties we were watching a tape of one
of one of the Spring Classics at a club night (probably Paris-Roubaix),
and several small groups of riders were trying to get away, only to be
quickly "snaffled up" by the peloton. David described this as
"splitting, and rejoining... like an amoeba..." Students of
elementary biology may recall that although an amoeba may divide in two in
order to reproduce, re-joining is definitely not an option!
Rhys, Cardiff
Do they? Are you sure?! If an amoeba rode a
tricycle or ate strong cheese maybe it would rejoin again?!! Thanks for
sharing and I am very envious that you heard him speak at a Dinner I bet
he did a real good turn. Unfortunately he is never around when we have our
dinner as I think he would be the best speaker ever.
From:
Theoverallman
Subject:
Duffieldism .
heard today during Worlds
on Eurosport, "The wind is blowing from Russells inside"
Had he been eating the prunes again?
From:
Hogarth
Subject:
Duffield speak.
'time for a drop of the
dark stuff'
translation: the tour will
be going through sean kelly square in 1998, so everybody will be
celebrating.
Thanks for that. Do you reckon Sean Kelly
Sqaure is in the 'old town' !?
Thanks everyone for the emails.
Please keep sending any info you might have on the great man and for those
of you out there who don't like David's style of commentary then in the
words of the man himself:
"If you can't stand the heat of the
kitchen then don't come into it!"
Has anyone got any pictures of
themselves with David? It would be great if we could display them on here,
perhaps with his autograph is someone has that as well.
Other Duffield Pages in The Agreeable
World:
We Love David
Duffield Intro and index
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