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Tales From the Trails

Every now and again you will do a ride which just seems to be perfect. The weather will be just right (bright, warm - but not hot - dry), the trails will be bone dry and the people you're with will all gel together and raise the enjoyment level by a hundred percent. Add in a certain level of lunacy, some none-serious crashes and most importantly, a cafe that sells shortbread, cuppas and sandwiches and in my eyes, you're getting close to that level. Yesterday's ride was one of those that will be remembered by all who attended for a long time to come and goes down in history as one of the best that we have done, period, regardless of the number of mechanicals and crashes that we had. Three people have already e-mailed me to say how good it was, with one saying it was his best ride ever. What made it so good? read on....

In the past few weeks, most of our rides have been based around the Croydon area and whilst the trails which surround this fair town are great and offer a few surprises, they have no chance of competing with those which can be found around the Leith Hill and Holmbury Hill areas. For starters, the hills are much bigger, the downhills are longer, faster and more technically demanding, the singletrack is of a much better quality and there is a greater concentration of trails per square mile, meaning that it is possible to ride all day without ever re-using the same trails. We try to get down to the Leith Hill area at least once a month and this last weekend was the one chosen.

When we arrived at Westcott to meet up, the first thing that I noticed was the number of new faces; out of sixteen of us, six were to experience their first Addiscombe ride, and had chosen to do it at Leith Hill; did they know what they were letting themselves in for? After the usual faff around, we headed off over the Greensand Way towards Coldharbour on the sandiest trail I have ever ridden on. With the recent dry weather and the number of 4WD vehicles and enduro bikes that use the track, the sand was extremely fine and up to a foot deep in places; Blackpool Town Council would have been very jealous, especially as there was no dog muck, litter or hypodermic needles in this sand! It was awful to ride in though, and sapped energy from us relentlessly. It was a relief to get to Coldharbour and begin the steep climb up to the cricket pitch and onto the singletrack trail which leads west from the summit. From here we crossed the open grass area and dropped into the first downhill of the day, a steep rocky open trail which is littered with tree stumps, drop-offs and boulders and does a good job of waking you up. With us all down safely, we set off on a singletrack climb which led us up the hill in the direction of the tower but before we reached the top of the hill, we turned and dropped into the Laughing downhill which as per normal had everyone smiling and talking about the descent. It was then time for a cup of hot chocolate and a sarnie, so we climbed up to the cafe for a well earned rest.

From here, we picked up a new singletrack trail (well, new to us), followed it through to the car park and into the next downhill, a lovely rocky descent with a brilliant drop-off half way down which I missed, meaning that a few of us went back up to ride it again whilst various people repaired punctures. Once we were all back together and wheels were back in bikes, we re-mounted and set off down the rest of the hill at top speeds, rattling over rocks and cornering at the very limit of tyre traction before hitting a dusty singletrack trail which kicked up so much dust, those at the back couldn't see. I don't know, all winter everyone whinges on about the mud and when it does get dry, they complain about the dust - you just can't win, can you? At the bottom, we realised that we were missing a couple of people - it turned out that one of the lads had a double puncture which took ages to fix as he didn't realise the other was gone until he'd fixed the first. Still, it gave the rest of us the chance to have a fag, shoot the breeze and try each other's bikes out for a bit. We turned on to the road, picked up the next singletrack climb and struggled up to Holmbury Hill road where once again, we had a couple of people missing; this time it was a chain that was too tight, so Joe nipped back down the hill and put a couple of extra links in from a spare chain he just happened to be carrying, presumably for self defence purposes when faced with the ratboys (Latin name rattus-scummus) of Tampax Alley.

Once on the go again, we climbed up Holmbury Hill to the trig point and lowered our seats for an attempt at the legendary Widowmaker, but to our dismay found it closed and blocked with trees. Not wanting to miss out on an adrenaline rush, we talked Jon into doing a ridiculously large and dangerous drop-off next to the trig point and all stood at the bottom awaiting the impending catastrophe. Fortunately, he rode it smoothly and survived unscathed, to the rapture and applause of the crowd. The whole thing has been captured on video, so expect to see his heroic act on a computer screen near you very soon! Once back at the top, we decided that we'd ride the BMX track, so called because it is littered with whoops, jumps and berms and continues downhill for around a quarter of a mile before spitting you out at the bottom of the hill. The last time we all rode this trail, all the dips between the jumps were full of mud and water but on this day, they were dry as a bone and made the going really quick and fun. There was one muddy patch right after the biggest jump and as luck would have it, a number of us ended up in it, but the trail really was so good that a number of us rode back up the hill to ride it again.

The good thing with going to Leith and Holmbury Hills with new people is that invariably you will both know trails that the others don't and this was no exception. Jon led us into a wonderful twisting and undulating singletrack trail known as Telegraph Road which climbed then descended gently before turning and dropping straight down a banking and over a number of drop-offs before spitting the exhausted and ecstatic rider out in Holmbury St Mary village. We were then faced with another climb, followed by a road section and a long, drawn out climb back up to the top of Leith Hill and the recently re-discovered quarry. As soon as we reached the quarry, a number of us were straight off to the top to ride the incredibly steep bankings which drop the full height of the cliff on very loose earth. The main (and largest) of the drops is a real leap of faith as when you are stood at the top, it looks barely rideable. However, with your seatpost right down and your weight over the back of the bike, it's surprisingly easy and it wasn't long before one after the other of us was riding it to the cheers of everyone else. Once we'd exhausted that, we moved over to a couple of jumps and started to ride these, each time with more confidence and more speed, right up until the point where Adam had a go, flew through the air for what seemed like an eternity , landed, and was instantly catapulted over the bars by his rear shock rebounding too fast. Once we'd checked he was okay and stopped laughing, we moved further down to a drop-off which when taken at speed would carry the rider through the air for about ten yards before landing and having to turn sharply to miss a tree. Joel was soon styling it up over the jump, as was Jon, Martin, Joe (from Cumbria) and myself. Not to be put off, Joe P decided to have a go but every time ended up riding down the rocks rather than jumping; he's been too long without a proper crash and has forgotten how great pain is!!

Time was now getting on and people were beginning to fatigue, so we carried on up to the more traditional drop offs and rode these for a bit. It was whilst we were at one of the sets of drop-offs that Jono noticed a tree trunk which had fallen and now bridged a large gap between two mounds of earth with a large drop underneath. Foolhardily, he mentioned that if the branches were removed from it, he'd have a go at riding it and before he could have a rethink, various people were at work getting rid of all the protruding branches, stumps and loose bark. With his pride in question, Jono now had no choice but to attempt this foolhardy stunt. He lined up, set off, got four feet and hopped off the side to hoots of laughter, somehow landing unscathed in the bottom of the pit. Not to be put off, he lined up again, clipped in and rode it in one piece to a deafening round of applause and cheers. Joel, who had been watching all this, decided that he was not to be beaten and lined up for an attempt. With a flurry of cursing, he set off and cleared it as well; applause and cheers once again filling the woods. If you'd like to see the video clips of both these loonies, please have a look at http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jonob/log

Now thoroughly entertained, we headed off for the last section of singletrack of the day, a long and fast trail which leads to the base of one of the valleys which make up Leith Hill. The trail really is a treat, especially at this time of year when the surface is bone dry and the myriad corners can be railed at top speed as they twist and turn between the narrow gaps between the trees. In what seemed like no time, we were out of the first section and into the second, which is a great deal steeper and looser, something that caught me out as I slid off the trail and ended up dumped unceremoniously on an old tree trunk at the base of the hill. From here, we climbed back up onto Greensand way, fixed another puncture and returned to Westcott, our starting point for the day and now our finish point.

I started this by mentioning the perfect day and to me, this definitely came close to one of those. Everyone I talked to had loved the ride, we'd done enough riding to tire us all out and had no bad injuries, as well as spending most of the day laughing our heads off at each others antics.

Next weeks ride will be around Croydon on the trails leading out to the Wall of Death where once again, the usual crowd will be attempting daft stunts to amuse the masses. If you don't come, you could be missing out on another perfect day.

Jason.